What did the baby corn say to the mummy corn? Where's popcorn?

365badjokes:

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  • ibmblr:

    Atoms, and fractals, and cognitive kitchens—oh my! 500 posts and we’ve only scratched the surface of innovation. Take a peek behind the lab doors

  • mermaidsandstarbucks:

    Winne the Pooh was fucking deep

  • theevenstevens:

    Words of wisdom from Lou.

    (Source: evenstevens-things)

  • thepeoplesrecord:

    endnegativity:

    The amazing fan-turned-into-official poster for the comedy I am most excited to see has just been released!

    Dear White People has just released the poster for their movie, coming out October 17th!

    Check the full story here!

    What a brilliant poster that ever POC with hair any way like this should relate to!

    So. Excited.

    (Source: endnegativity)

  • Seth Meyers >

    (Source: iwatchforsasha, via poppunkmutants)

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  • This couldn’t be any more accurate

  • What do you hold on for?

    Honestly, i dont know.

    im starting to think that i dont have a motivation to get up in the morning other than i have to. and i dont like that. i have to find something that makes my life worth living. otherwise, whats the point of living this life if i have nothing to live for?

    i know its not really what you asked, but this is all i can really come up with at this point.